Alex's Crazy DID Day

Deep in the security office of the small kingdom of Azadistan, was an aged man who had brown hair with matching mustache who wore a blue uniform with black boots who sat at his desk sorting through some papers. This task was interrupted when someone knocked on his door.

"Come in." He repiled as a young officer entered wearing the same uniform and had short cut black hair.

"Sir Darien, we found someone matching your and the princesses' request." The officer said as he approached the man and handed him a large brown envelope which he promptly opened.

"Hmmmmm." He thought out loud as he reviewed the papers. "Indeed, she does look like our dear princess."

"Shall I start the needed preparations?" The officer asked.

"Yes, time to make Alexandra Hein into Alex Audley." The old man said as he laid down the papers showing Alex's picture and personal info.

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"Yes, yes, good work." A man with slick back blond hair wearing a black suit said into a cell phone as he shut it. "Sir, the Azadistan kingdom found someone for the brat."

"Excellent, when they make the switch we'll grab the princess and her look alike. That way there is no messing up." A man with slick back white hair wearing a white suit said.

"Understood." The black suit guy said as he walked away to gather his men.

"You will be mine, Alexandra Hein."

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"Man, these convenience store prices are outrageous." Alex complained as Natalie and Hana walked behind her. They had stopped by a local convenience store after a long day of shopping to grab a snack and paid more then what they had hoped.

"Well there are more expensive things out there, like shoes." Hana pointed out as they walked past a woman who was at the counter who suddenly started to scream and jump in joy.

"Good point," Alex replied as they left the store.

As the day drew to an end, the three friends said their good byes and went their separate ways while Alex was unaware she was being followed.

Once home, Alex went up to her room and kicked off her flat black shoes which revealed her dark blue knee high socked feet with dem skirt and light blue sleeveless shirt. As she took the moment to stretch, her eye caught something in her shopping bag.

"What's this?" She wondered as she picked up a slip of paper from the bag. "A lotto ticket? How this get here?" She wondered.

Minutes earlier……

"Am, I, in, time for the lottery?" A woman who had brown wavy hair with a blue t-shirt and white pants and shoes breathlessly asked.

"Yep." The store clerk replied.

"One ticket then." The woman said as she placed the last of her money on the counter.

"Numbers?"

" 7-25-41-3-23-1." The woman replied.

"Here you go." The clerk replied as he handed her the ticket with the numbers. On cue, the tv behind the clerk tune in on the lotto ticket drawing and every number the lady called came up.

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god oh my god ohmygod!" The lady screamed out as she jumped up and down in joy.

"Congrats, please present your ticket to receive your winnings." The clerk replied.

"Here you, go?" The lady said as she looked at her hand to see the ticket gone and in the background she saw some teenage girls leaving the store. "Where? Where?! Where the hell is it!" She screamed as she looked around.

"Like it matters, just give me my money." The woman told the clerk as she calmed down.

"Sorry, no ticket no money." He replied.

"But I just bought it from you?!" The woman replied.

"Sorry, store and lotto rules. No ticket, no money. Period." He replied.

"Then where did my-" She began to say as she remembered the teenage girls. "Thieves!" She yelled as she went outside to see the girls driving off.

"Your not getting away!" She screamed as she hopped into her white van which had rust spots and stains all over. As she turned the key the van slowly came to life, stalling for a brief moment before finally humming to life.

"Here I come!" She yelled as a loud crank sound could be herd as she shifted it into reverse, backed up the van and then it made another crank sound as she shifted it into drive and the van slowly chug forward with the muffler making loud back firing sounds.

"There you are." She said as she watched Alex enter a white colored house. "Now I'll just knock and get my ticket. What?" She said to her passenger seat as if someone was there but wasn't. "Yeah, your right. If she finds out that is a winning ticket she will keep it for herself! How do I get it?!" She asked the empty passenger seat.

"Yeah, yeah! I can kidnap her and then ransack her house!" The woman said as she pulled up to the front of Alex's house. "Your such a great thinker." The woman said as she kissed the air and grabbed a roll of duct tape and waited for the girl to come out.

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"Huh, it must have fallen in somehow." Alex said as she was about to toss it into the trash when an elderly aged man stepped into her doorway causing her to let go of the ticket which floated down onto the ground.

"Alex Audley I presume?" He asked as he wore a dark suit and holding onto a cane that had a thin shaft.

"Ummmm, you are?" She asked not sure how someone was standing in her bedroom doorway.

"My name is Darien Zechs, I am a high general of a small nation you see." He said with a bow.

"Ooookay." Alex replied wondering if this was real.

"I'm sure you are confused, but don't be. You see our princess, who looks exactly like you, wants a vacation you see." He said as he stepped into the room. "However, her life is endanger constantly and the only way to meet her wish is to switch with someone, that someone being you."

"Hold on now, the whole small kingdom and waltzing in here is one thing, but do you really expect me to believe that? Besides, why does she have to switch with me?"

"The princess want's to be out alone, our security always keeps her safe but not if she wants to be alone. So she must switch with a commoner like you, worry not, while she enjoys your life you shall briefly be a princess."

"Okay, this has gone far enough. First of all, I've seen Kate and William's wedding, nice as it was I'm not down with all that fancy stuff and rules that comes with royalty. Second, get out of here before I call the police." Alex threaten as she grabbed her cell phone and opened it.

"Then I guess we do this the hard way." Darien said as he lashed out at Alex and knocked her cell phone away with his cane and then he placed his cane between her legs and made her lose her stance and fall to the floor. "Bind her, now!" He ordered as he used his cane to keep her pin to the floor.

On his orders, two men who wore blue t-shirts with black pants and boots came in carrying cloth and zip ties.

"What are domomohpmpmpm!" Alex began to ask before a large wade of white cloth was shoved into her mouth followed by a single strip of white cloth pulled between her lips and tied behind her head followed by a blue cloth tied over her mouth and tied off like the first one. It was then followed by a black cloth which was tied over her nose and mouth which the cloth clung tightly to her skin which made breathing hard but not impossible.

While that happened, the other male had bound Alex's wrists and ankles with white zip ties and then grabbed one of Alex's black thigh socks with gray rings at the top off the floor and used it to connect the two zip ties.

"Mmphrpmrprmr!" Alex moan out as she flopped about and wiggled side to side on the floor trying to get free.

"Can I come out?" A female voice spoke up which caused Alex to cease her struggles.

"Yes princess." Darien said as a woman stepped out of Alex's closet. When Alex looked up her eyes went wide as she was looking at someone who looked exactly like her, except her fashion sense was hideous.

The princess wore black ugg boots with tan shorts with a gray t-shirt and her long brown hair was pulled into a braid hair style.

"Mmmmprmrpmr!" Alex moan out not wanting the woman to go out looking like that.

"These commoner clothing is so cheap." The princess said as she walked over to Alex and bend down to her. "As thanks for letting be you for a few days or weeks, I'll buy you new clothing when this is over with." She said as she patted Alex's head.

"Did she say weeks?" Alex thought as she increased her struggles.

"I think you look lovely princess." Dairen spoke up.

"Whatever, I'm going out to explore what these people call malls." The princess said as she made her way to the doorway.

"Robert here will escort you." Darien said as he gestured to one of the men who tied up Alex who had reddish hair and wore glasses.

"I thought the whole point of this switch was so I didn't need bodyguards?" The princess asked.

"Fear not, Robert will take to the shadows as you go about your normal life. But where you wish to go is too far to walk to and you can't drive yet."

"Fine, fine. Let's go." she said as she walked out.

"Keep her safe." Darien said.

"Sir!" Robert replied as he quickly followed after her.

"Now what to do with you?" Darien asked as he looked down at Alex.

"We could put her in a box." The other male who tied her up suggested.

"Nnnnnpnpmpmpm!" Alex moan out in sad protest.

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"Make sure you don't bother me." The princess said as she headed for the front door.

"Don't worry, I'll dammit." Robert said as the car keys he held dropped to the floor.

"Whats wrong?" The princess asked.

"I dropped the car keys, just head out and I'll be with you shortly." He said as he dropped to the floor and began to reach for the keys that went under a nearby table.

"Clumsy oaf." The princess said as she went outside and walked towards the white van. "You got to be kidding me, there is no way I will ride in this thing." She said as she turn around and as she did the van door opened. "Robert! There is no way I'mphpmpm!" She began to yell out as the woman grabbed her from behind wrapping her arms around the princess's mouth and chest and pulled her into the van and slammed the door shut.

"Huh? PRINCESS!" Robert yelled as he pressed his face against the window he looked through. He quickly got up and opened the door, but he opened it to slowly and ran to fast and ran into the side of the door with his face. "Ah dammit!" He said as he rubbed his sore face and ran towards the van.  

"Your mine, your mine!" The woman said with joy as she jammed in a sponge ball into the woman's mouth followed by a thick layering of duct tape. She then grabbed her flailing arms and gave her wrists the same thick layering of duct tape as the princess kicked about with her legs.

"Now for your legs." The woman said as she began to wrap the duct tape around the woman's boot covered ankles and as she finished she noticed something on the bottom of one of her boots. "This is." She said as she peeled off a piece of paper. "MY TICKET!" She said with joy.

"Mmmnnpmpm?" The princess moan out in confusion.

"Now I can dump you and go get, whats that?" She said as she talked towards the passenger seat in the front of the van. "Yes, yes, your right. She can't be allow to live or she will give me trouble." The woman said towards the empty seat.

"Nnnpmpm?" The princess moan out as she titled her head being baffled.

"Princess! Princess!" Robert said as he pounded his fist onto the side of the Van.

"More people to come and take my ticket money!" The woman said as she hopped into the drivers seat and took off at flying speeds.

"Nnpnpmpmpnpm!" The princess moan as she lurched backwards as the van took off.

"Dammit, I got to inform Darien." Robert said as he ran back into the house.

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Few minutes earlier, in a black car that was parked by the side of Alex's house.

"What do you suppose that van is doing?" One of the men in the black suits asked.

"Don't know, must be a secret transport for the princess." Another man said as he ate sunflower seeds.

"That the princess or the regular girl?" A man who played with a deck of cards asked as Alexandra walked towards the van.  

"Look at the way she walks, she is the princess." The first man who is the driver said.

"Right then, once we find out how many body guards she has we will, huh?" He said as they saw her grabbed by some woman in the van and pulled in and the door shut.

"Was she?" The man who ate sunflower seeds asked as they fell out of his mouth.

Soon after they saw Robert run up to the Van and pound on the door before it took off with great speed.

"Kidnapped!" They shouted as the driver started the car.

"Wait!" The man with the cards asked before they took off. "What about the other girl, we got to get her as well."

"Nick, jump out and get the regular girl. We'll go after the princess." The driver ordered as Nick, the man who ate the sunflower seeds, stepped out. Once he was out the car speed off after the Van.

"What a pain." He said as he chomped on a few more seeds before putting the bag away and headed towards the house. When he got close, he took to the shadows and saw what appeared to be the princess body guards running out and getting into a car and drive off after her. "Let's hope this is easy." He said as he began to search for a way into the house.

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Minutes earlier inside Alex's room…...

"There is sure to be a trunk in the attic above us, we'll place her in there till the princess is done with her vacation." Darien said as they were about to pick her up when Robert ran into the room.

"Sir! Someone grabbed the princess!" He reported.

"What? Was it the ghouls?!" He asked.

"I don't think so, might be a third party."

"Damn, lets go!" Darien replied as he made his way out of the room.

"What about this girl?" Robert asked.

"Forget her! The princess is in danger!" He said as everyone left the room and then the house.

"Thank god there gone." Alex thought to herself with relief as she tested the bonds that bound her. There was enough slack in the sock hogtie that she could be able to roll around, but not enough to stand up.

She looked around and saw a glass bottle sticking out of one of her shopping bags.

"There goes $20" She thought as she rolled over, grabbed the bottle and hurled it towards the nearest wall which caused it to break causing broken glass to litter the ground. She then looked at all the broken glass and spotted a ruff piece and rolled towards it. Carefully searching for it, she soon had it between her fingers and began to saw it back and forth on the zip tie that bound her wrists.

"Come on, break! Break!" She thought as she sawed furiously at the zip tie with the broken glass.

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"There, we should be far enough. Now to find a nice body of water to dump you at." The woman said as she drove along the road.

"Mmmmrmpprmrpmr!" The princess moan out against the thought as she noticed there was some large blocks and heavy looking bags in the back of the van which had rope attached to them.

"Don't worry, it shall be quick and ahhhh!" The woman cried out and the princess was rolled around and grunted out as something slam into her van. She looked at her side mirror to see someone with a black car slamming into her van.

"More thieves after my ticket!" She said as she was about to ram them when another car came up to her and ram themselves into the van from behind.

"WHY ARE SO MANY AFTER MY TICKET?!" She yelled as she fought back against them by ramming her van into their vehicles.

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"Mmmpm!" Alex moan out in joy as the zip tie that bound her wrists broke and she dropped the glass and then rubbed her sore wrists. She then wedge a finger between the cloth and her face and pulled it down around her neck and spat out the wade that was inside her mouth.

"Thank god." She said as she took in a breath of fresh air. "Now for my legs." She said as she was about to cut them loose when someone cleared their throat in her room. She looked up to see a man in a dark suit and matching hat eating sunflower seeds.

"You are?" Alex asked.

"The man who is going to be kidnapping you. Now if you so kind as to put that gag back on." He said as he munched on his sunflower seeds.

"Right." Alex said with a sigh as she placed the wade of cloth back into her mouth and put the cloth gags back over her face.

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"TAKE THIS!" The woman yelled as she slammed her Van into the black car causing it to be pushed over the edge of the bridge they were driving on.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" The men yelled as they landed into the river below and quickly got out of the water.

"My cards!" One of them yelled as he tried to gather up the cards that floated on top of the water.

"Dammit!" The driver cursed as they floated away down the river.

"One down, one to ahhhhhh!" The woman yelled as her back tires were shot out and she was forced into a ditch that she came up upon after driving off the bridge. The van rock back and forth as it went down the ditch before ramming into a large rock.

"Mmmmmmmmm." The princess moan as she was dazed and saw stars.

"Princess!" Darien yelled out as he had a sword drawn while his two men wielded guns. "Princess!" He yelled again as he cut away the doorway and Robert pulled out the dazed woman.

"Is that woman there?" Darien asked.

"She's gone!" The other guard reported as the driver seat was empty.

"You alright princess?" Robert asked as Darien cut away her bindings with ease.

"I'm so dizzy." She replied after the sponge ball was removed from her mouth.

"What now?" The third guard asked.

"Take me home, I don't like this life." The princess ordered.

"But." Robert began to say as Darien held up his hand.

"The princess has made her wish clear, we must follow it." He said as they return the princess to her home.

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"There we go." Nick said as he retied Alex up with some long blue, black and gray socks he found in a nearby drawer.

Alex was once again in a hogtie with blue socks binding her ankles and wrists with a gray knee length sock connecting the two which was much together then her pervious hogtie and black thigh socks bound her knees and elbows.

"Mmmmpphpmpm!" Alex moan out as she struggled.

"Don't struggle, it's time to take you for a nice carrrr rrriiidddeeee." The man said after a large breaking sound was made from behind him and he fell to the floor with Hana standing behind him holding a broken bottle.

"I swear, is there not a day you're not being kidnapped? Your just lucky I forgot to take my new shoes out of your bag." She said as she undid Alex's gag.

"I'm just cursed." Alex replied.

"That you are. So what is the cause this time?" Hana asked.

"I don't know, first it was because a princess want to take my place and then guy appears out of nowhere and ties me up. It's not my day." Alex explained while her hands and arms were freed.

"Finish up while I call 911." Hana said as she dialed her cell phone. "Hey Jim, it's me again." She said as she walked out of the room. "Yep, she was kidnapped again."

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"Finally made it." The woman said as she used a large tree branch as a walking stick as she entered the store. "Here is my ticket!" She said as she slammed it onto the counter.

"Here you go." The clerk replied as he handed her a ten dollar bill.

"What? Huh? Where is my millions?!" She asked.

"Lady, that was won last week. The pot this week was only ten dollars." The clerk replied which caused the woman to pass out and land on the floor. With a sigh the clerk reached for the microphone next to the cash register.

"Clean up on aisle loser." He spoke into it.


The end.